my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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