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  What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?

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• You better carry a kitchen with you.

  Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 2, 14 at 9:12am

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• People of a certain age might think you were cosplaying a character from the James Bond movie "Goldfinger." (And no, the "skin suffocation" thing is an urban legend.)

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 2, 14 at 9:17pm

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  • there's also goldust the wwe wrestler..

    Submitted by cuntrychik on Oct 7, 14 at 11:01pm

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• Brilliant idea!

  Submitted by Rotarrin on Oct 2, 14 at 11:50am

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