i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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