How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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