I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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