I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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