Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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