so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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