apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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