found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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