Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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