I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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