I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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