my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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