She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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