The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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