I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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