i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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