But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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