you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
