OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
