The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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