I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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