I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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