saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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