Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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