I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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