3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
