I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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