I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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