We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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