At least make sure they are 18
Why
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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