why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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