she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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