we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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