Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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