Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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