I hate all girls vehemently.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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