I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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