So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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