I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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