I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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