He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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