Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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