apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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