I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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