he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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