Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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