It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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