I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Bring me that man meat
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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