Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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