So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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